Udaan - Motumaster-Iski Maa Agar Isse - (Hindi Song Lyrics)

Song: Motumaster-Iski Maa Agar Isse
Song writer(s): Anurag Kashyap
Singers:  Raman Mahadevan, Amitabh Bhattacharya, Bonnie Chakraborty, Kshitij, Shriram Ayyar, Tochi, Amit Trivedi & Anurag Kashyap
Picturised on:Rajat Barmecha, Ronit Roy, Ram Kapoor
Music By: Amit Trivedi
Album: Udaan
Producer: Anurag Kashyap
Year: 2010








Motumaster-Iski Maa Agar Isse Lyrics:


Iski maa (bhai kiski maa)
Iski maa agar isse, pait mein hi maar deti (maar deti)
Toh Bihar mein akaal na hota (akaal na hota)
Orissa mein, Orissa mein baad na hoti (baad na hoti)

Maa perplex thi (perplex thi)
Baap complex tha (complex tha), complex tha
Arrey radio ke zamaane ka yeh pehla multiplex tha (multiplex tha)

Paida hua yeh jis din paida hua... (2)
Iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya... (2)
Woh aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya (kisi ne kuch khaya, kisi ne kuch khaya)
Paida karte iski maa jo zor se chilai
Leke Ashok Chakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi

Doctor ne baap ko side mein le jaake daanta... (2)
Bola kahan se layi yeh gastronomical jwarbhata... (2)
Darzi ne bola inchi tape apne bagal mein chaape... (2)
Kamar toh naapte magar hum kamra kaise naape... (2)
Hoo pathar ke paalne mein jab yeh leta rota tha... (2)
Sara gaon isske baap ke aasuon se bartan dhota tha
Bartan bartan bartan dhota tha ..

Gusse mein isska baap (oho)
Parliament gaya (aaha)
Bola nirodh kyun, late invent kiya (oho ..) Invent ..

Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye
Iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye
Kisi behal ka bacha jo haal bhi haal kha jaaye
Bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye
Lalu kalaal kha jaaye
Naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye
Bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye
Budhape ki shaal kha jaye
Haya toh chodo baheya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye
Agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

(butter chiken, butter chiken ..)
Hoo ladoo gopal hai poora chopal hai
Khada toki tarsi baitha Bhopal hai
(baitha Bhopal hai bhai baitha Bhopal hai
Bhopal Bhopal baitha Bhopal hai)

Iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai
Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai
(iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai
baap murdabad beta muradabad hai, baap murdabad beta muradabad hai)

Hey isski jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai
Gud gud iske pait ki, pait ki sarkar hai
Vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phod do

Iska jo size hai iski maa ka pyaar hai
Hajam kiya iss ne apne baap ka karobaar hai
(baap ka karobaar apne baap ka karobaar hai)

Chirken ka muse hai par ya varan hi lose hai
Udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai
(dooms day ka fuse hai bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom
dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai)

Khachua bhi isse faster, motumaster
Gas ka plaster, motumaster
Hai naak bandh phaatkar, motumaster
Chod baant baant kar, motumaster

Yeh motumaster hai total disaster
Total diaster hai motumaster
Motumaster chal daaro paas kar
Chup be, bastard
 

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